kaffekane's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Adam Versus Kevin]

*QUINTUPLE FACEPALM*

This can't possibly be based on real events, what are you--yet another talentless 12-year old? I'm really, REALLY tired of seeing this kind of nonsense make it in. This is the spam that shouldn't be, since it's not artful, and it's not funny in any way; it's childish venting without any skill behind it.

This is a poor excuse of an animation, and an even poorer excuse at stick figure violence. The music doesn't make it "cool", either. I can only shake my head, while five other people behind me do the classic "Picard Facepalm".

There is no timeline control WHATSOEVER, so it just loops without end. At least my head's not hemorrhaging from the music, so I can still type this review out in a rough semblance of peace.

There isn't anything decent about this. Not even for being a first entry.

nevan360 responds:

ok i understand you don't like it... but spam?
this is my first submission, so it can't be "spam".
This is NOT like the clock thingy series or the [KK] or what they are called... that seriously just spam...

About the time line, this was made in Toon Boom Studios, not in Flash... i dont have flash either... so i can't make a time line.

About my age, i just turned 15.

And i watched your submission... its really not that much better...

And i don't know what you mean by "the music don't make it cool"? I like the song and i thought i fitted in. What else song should i pick? The Pokemon theme song?

["Epic Milano Day Flash"]

This made me chuckle.

Don't worry about the 0's in the review, it just means that the content related to those fields isn't there to review.

I thought it was well-animated, even though the music was a bit loud in a couple spots.
As far as humor/violence goes, I didn't really see much to speak of.
No, I didn't blink. XD

Chilly-THE-snowman responds:

Oh thanks alot for the 10 in style and graphic sorry about the loud sound but each song on it was made by members of the group well actualy 2 lol. Have a happy milano day and also check out the other submissions theres gona be today.