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Jeremy the Giraffe 6 Jeremy the Giraffe 6

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

You look very capable of doing more than shorts.

And I'd love to see some decent stuff as a result.

Don't mind my rating on this review too much, but I'm rather personally outspoken about the ending of this short.
Ah well, at least you could say that he died of an OD cocktail on all that crap, so that you can move on.

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Anyway...I thought that I'd give this a peek, and I'll say from seeing this that you definitely have a style for your animation, so build on it.

Just...uh...no retarded-I-I mean--different characters unless they absolutely have to be, hm?

-Kaffe Kane, loljudge Productions


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Windows Remix Animated Windows Remix Animated

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Okay. *pops knuckles*

My biggest beef with this is not that it was made in Powerpoint, but rather that it was...terribly, terribly off-sync. And don't give me that 'animutation' nonsense, either. That's no excuse for not lining up with the audio...or maybe it is, but it's *not* a very good one.

I couldn't tell you how else to make this better, in all honesty. I'll have to give myself a Pr-r-r-r-r-r-r-romotion!

-Kaffe Kane, loljudge Productions


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Lord Xavier Annoying Lord Xavier Annoying

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This...I loved it.

I don't care that it was sticks. I don't care that it's revenge.

It's very well-executed in its style, and it's very well-plotted revenge.

Too bad that guy's been dead on NG for a year. Ah well, who needs that guy, when he was probably part of the Kitty Krew, what with his RIP Billy Mays (gag-choke) entry, for all I'd know.

Enough has been said, since nothing else can cover it.


Recent Game Reviews


Block Splitter Block Splitter

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Simple game.

So simple, in fact, that it'd be way too easy to play indefinitely by my standards.
Anyway, on to the rating.

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Graphics -- 5/10: They're clean enough to tell everything apart. I'm very thankful for that. But there's not much otherwise in the way of graphics to speak of.

Sound -- 3/10: That loop gets irritating over time, and can be one reason why people might just game over on purpose, just to make it stop.

Style -- 5/10: It's well put together for a simple game, but does have a couple sound-related glitches, namely if a block passed the bar, and you try to destroy it. It makes the sound like it hit, but it misses.

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A random toilet epiphany: "Who needs Twitter when I can just express what I had been doing every five seconds in my reviews?"



Medieval Tetris Medieval Tetris

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad.

You could have done better with the color scheme, however, because it's hard to see some of the pieces. I understand that you were going for a castle-like theme for it, but there's more to them than just grey stone.

Other than that, I found myself enjoyed what of the game I played.



Twilight Princess Quiz. Twilight Princess Quiz.

Rated 5 / 5 stars

There aren't many of these.

And it makes me want to play Twilight Princess even more, now. I wish I had a Wii. D: Real good job on this one, I mean it.


Auz responds:

Thanks :)

Recent Audio Reviews


Three Billion Seconds Three Billion Seconds

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Some of us can't do that, because we might be born to be worthless wastes of space, like me. Thirty-something with nothing to prove.

Having said that, this track more or less proves to me that you're still on a roll.



Rudra no Hihou Battle Theme Rudra no Hihou Battle Theme

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Battle for the Fields.

I wonder...has anyone else done remixes from RNH on here, or are you the only one who has dared to so far?

Aside from extreme volume, this is a very nice remix to hear.


Somaru responds:

Naw, I looked. The game is too obscure for anyone to give a flying fornication. It's fun, but it's tough.
Yeah, the volume is crap. Early attempt at remixing.


U.N. Owen was Her U.N. Owen was Her

Rated 5 / 5 stars

What...what game is this from? I don't even know, but it's grabbed my attention.


Somaru responds:

This is from Touhou. I forgot which one off the top of my head.