Finally, now I have a work schedule to put the rest of my life around, and I can start making money again!

It's only a job at a McDonald's, but somehow I'm most comfortable with working in those low-rung, bad pay fast food jobs. I can't explain why.

Maybe it just gives me the sense of satisfaction in knowing that I am indeed the bottom of the totem pole, and will never be better than anyone else.

As for Portal submissions, I still have nothing that I have posted yet, and quite likely won't for a little while unless it's a sprite flash. I really wanted to do something else, but the ideas that I have aren't ready to even be considered for submission just yet.
---I'm not sure how I want to make them look, so I haven't got a style developed for them.
---I can't be the only person doing voice acting...well, I could, but the vocal pitch between 8 to 12 years old (either gender) I can no longer do, even if I can crank up the squeakiness of my voice to the level of the English dubbed Fat Buu. So certain female voices that I want to perform and children is an impossibility for me. Sad.
---I don't have a completed script for my first proper submission yet, either. I'M WORKING ON IT, K?!
---I know that these things take time, effort, and practice, but I only have the time part down pat. You could even give me two jobs, one full-time and one part-time, and I've still got too much time on my hands. I don't have a lot of effort or practice just yet, though...the two things that have been my cross since grade school cause I've been a lazy bastard like this for THAT FREAKING LONG.

In other news, THERE BEZ MOAR FREKING PORTAL CARP THAN I CAN BLAM'D! And some of it's passed through Judgement, which is depressing!
Foolish failures like Zeebmork need to GTFO our Newgrounds so that the real stuff can be put to the test against each other.
DO ANY OF YOU HAVE A DAMN CLUE AS TO WHAT KINDS OF THINGS BELONG ON THIS SITE, TESTED BY THE JUDGEMENT OF THE PORTAL, HUH?! THEY'RE ALL ON THE LIST OF TOP SUBMISSIONS OF ALL TIME, AND IF YOU CAN'T EVEN PUT AN HONEST TOKEN OF EFFORT FORTH TO PRODUCE SOMETHING WORTHY OF BEING PASSABLE, I'LL NEVER VOTE HIGHER THAN ZERO AGAIN!!!
That's right, fools. I'll try and BLAM every Portal entry possible, even if it's good work, if I see more crap from crews and spammers flood into Newgrounds. Get the damn banhammer party started, already!

In other other news, I'm going to make a Random Troll of the Post tidbit for every new news post that I make, so here's the first one.

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Random Troll of the Post: O ADN PLZ FIX TEH ALPAHS SECTION OV NEGWROUNDS SO HTAT TEH BAD FLASH STUFF CNAT B BLAM'D K?!b K.

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I want to show all the world that "KAFFY MAKES YOU LOL". One of these days, I will. I will mesmerize everyone from the Misteroos to the weaboos. That is a promise. THAT IS MY NINJA WAY, BELIEVE IT!
(lol Naruto)