*ahems*

I lied a bit. Pheco Pheeder's been put on hold while I train in the ways of ActionScript 3.0. It might even have to be rebuilt from the ground up again--who knows? At least I have some of the resources that I sought for it, so those are concrete.

I will submit my other flash games from that study instead.
Whether they pass or fail Judgement is no big deal, and what score they get is even less of one.
You might think that I'm just pushing garbage that's already been done onto the Portal, but I'm trying to showcase that I'm learning, and to also exhibit what I have learned.

There's no reason to be a troll--unless you're burning jealous. :3

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IN OTHER NEWS: On the hunt for the MMO of my life, I have discovered that Phantasy Star Online 2 is in Alpha testing. IT. LOOKS. LOVERLY. Yes, I know it's only in Japan for now, but I WANT IT HERE IN THE GODDAMN USA, OR I WILL CRY.
Guild Wars 2 looks like one I'll bite on, too. I would gladly play all the way through the Eye of the North expansion for the original GW, just for the GW2 influences that it will bring.

I beta tested "Star Wars: The Old Republic", and man...what an underwhelming experience that was. Not going to say any more than that it's a disappointment. It's well-polished and mostly stable, but it just doesn't appeal to me.
Sci-fi MMO NOT APPEAL TO ME?! LE GASP! BioWare hath durn a travesty!

At this rate, Sega's doing a better job of captivating me...and NCSoft...and--dare I say it, even Cryptic and Perfect World?! For crying out loud! BioWare's pulled a Squeenix on us all! Bring up the shields and shoot it down!
"Shields are already breached, sir! Weapons are offline!"

I hate this show...

Great. Now my mind's wandered back into Arfenhouse territory. "ITZ AWL UR FALLUT!"

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ALSO IN OTHER NEWS:

"You faggots
Posted by SHlTHEAD Aug. 29, 2011 @ 12:34 PM EDT

You faggots make me laugh. I never knew stupidity could be so funny. Have fun with your pathetic existence you fucking nerds. I'll be doing awesome things with my life while you sit at home, locked in your room like a fucking troll, doing fuck all on your computer 24/7, and fapping/crying yourself to sleep everynight. You all fucking disgust me!"

*Shimarisu Mode Activate*

I have to say, I agree that stupidity is funny, but I find it even funnier coming out of the mouth(ass?) of this actual "14-year old on Newgrounds". <-- See what Kirbopher did there with his silly Brawl Taunts video?

First: Nerds aren't stupid. Some maybe be smart-alecks or even precociously naive, but they are far from stupid. That's just a judgement that they level on themselves when they see "ERROR" flash in their head.
I should know: I do it too.

Second: I wonder what awesome things he's actually doing? "Fapping" to the hentai submissions on the Flash Portal here? Hahaha--Probably!
I could use the insecure little brat's curtain of anonymity and vagueness of his sentence to such plausible doubt that it could be spun in any direction that I want, and flanderized to boot.

Third: The only times people are locked in their room are these--by choice or by force. And even then, I don't think that a lot of the people here literally lock themselves in their room just to be a troll. My door isn't locked, and I've got trolls for this little bastard out my own wazoo.

Fourth: I don't think I've ever cried myself to sleep at night, though I have jacked off before bed a few times, when the urge is just too much to leave alone.

This one's for you, SHITHEAD! Stop posting your bastard poetry here, since it's all more of the same self-whiny "darkness" that you claim to know. I think you really know nothing, since about ninety percent of your news or comments are ignorant, big-headed garbage.

Never get into fisticuffs with an adult, kid. You'll always lose one-on-one. Word fights, either. Sometimes the adult says nothing and they still come out the winner. But me, I prefer to be a bully. Not because I'm insecure myself, but just because it's fun to watch you squirm with pathetic one-liners.

-Kaffe Kane, loljudge Productions